have a shitty john doodle
my cat just came up on my bed and sneezed on my leg thanks cat
I like to imagine my icon screaming everything I post/reblog
friend: so who's your celebrity crush?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
captainoftoast: captainoftoast: blaze it alright which one of you fuckers called the police
you ever have that thing where you meet someone and you talk to them some and then you’re friends and aLL OF A SUDDEN YOU NOTICE HOW FUCKING ATTRACTIVE THEY ARE LIKE DAMN
i shouldn’t be anxious when adding/messaging someone on skype goddamnit brain get yourself TOGETHER
what: madocelot: god DAMN I feel worthless Wait... →
rabidblueberries: madocelot: god DAMN I feel worthless Wait until all of your friends are winning awards and scholarships and setting records and full rides to their first choice and all your underclassmen friends just got back their ACT scores and they all scored higher than you did and everyone seems to… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to set anyone off. Sometimes I forget...
god DAMN I feel worthless
reinhardlohengramm: when u try talking to someone and they’re online and they don’t reply
codykru: everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
reasons why u should follow me
emeraldsplash: set me free trust me and we will escape from the city
frogeprince: MY FRIENDS ARE ALL REALLY REALLY ATTRACTIVE AND IM JUST A BIG LUMP THAT CRIES A LOT
thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
whoreoscopes: doomf: That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say?
gayn: i dont think ill ever get over the fact that ill never know what its like to have a boner
What sin ( Pride, Lust, Greed, Envy, Sloth, Wrath,...
unsuccessful-metalbenders: roasted-tuspooky: if you had the chance to change your fate… would you? tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
retardationmotivation: pcaradactyl: raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is
3rdrudy: imsarahcate: 3rdrudy: timewarp-grrrl: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
romangodfrey: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer like really, very close intimately close so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall. make out with...
unvivid: it’s weird how body parts are considered sacred and secret when you can just take someone’s clothes off and see them, whereas someone’s personality or sense of humour or opinions and mind are all literally invisible, like there’s no way to see what someone’s mind is like without their consent. why don’t we glorify minds more than bodies, aren’t they more sacred and special?
lana0933: i hate everything nooooooooooooooooo
teensturninggreen replied to your post: teensturninggreen replied to your post:… Way to go with the kawaii animation “Animation” excuse you
teensturninggreen replied to your post: teensturninggreen replied to your post: you fucker… Please, a fangirl? really? (◕‿◕✿) I will shove your percussion stuff up your ass
teensturninggreen replied to your post: you fucker Girl please, you a like whore someone hold my earrings, i gotta rip into dis bitch
goddamnit sometimes I wanna vent on here but then I remember that six people that I actually know follow me you lil shits
I watched the Reichenbach episode of Sherlock today I think someone’s made my heart into a milkshake
SECOND EP DOWN THIS SHIT IS FANTASTIC, ALSO “Did you really not know the earth goes around the sun?”
OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST WATCHED THE FIRST EP OF SHERLOCK I LOVE IT
vvendys: vvendys: why do the french only eat one egg a day? because one egg is un oeuf
gettin the new marching show soon awwww yiissss